Fool.

Well, can’t say I didn’t put in the effort.

My thoughts 15 minutes into a run

Me: This sucks, can it end so I can love it already!?
Me: WHY TF IS THIS SONG EVEN ON MY PLAYLIST!?
Me: Why am I doing this?
Me: Don't look at the distance. DON'T LOOK AT THE DISTANCE
Me: shit, I looked. TF, that was longer than 1.5 miles you liar!
Me: Power song? Let's do this
Me: *LEFT. LEFT. LEFT. RIGHT LEFT. TILL I COLLAPSE!*
Me: Oh look, I burned off breakfast, yay!
Me: Oh dear God this is the longest break between songs in the history of the life
Me: I will smash you with a hammer if you fall out one more time earbud. Seriously.
Me: Who glued cinder blocks to my feet?
Me: This still sucks
Me: I'm hungry
*Finishes run*
Me: Dude that was awesome!
Add a continual chant of "fuck. shin splints. fuck. shin splints." into that, and you've got it!

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alexisgraf:

Xoxox @mircamero (Taken with instagram)

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Here we go #roadtrip @mircamero @cspears6 (Taken with Instagram)

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did you know that if you photoshop Katy Perry’s face onto Paula Deen’s head.. It’s still Paula Deen..

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“have you talked to fuck face today?”

-says baby mama

“uh yeah?”

“that makes me want to vomit. He hasn’t text me back all day. I’m the mother of his child. He has no reason to even talk to you over me.” -baby mama

BITCH. HE HAS ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME. GO AWAY. Actually. I can’t even count how many times he has asked me to marry him. Or how many times he’s broken down and confessed he wished it was me and not you.