Well, can’t say I didn’t put in the effort.
- Me: This sucks, can it end so I can love it already!?
- Me: WHY TF IS THIS SONG EVEN ON MY PLAYLIST!?
- Me: Why am I doing this?
- Me: Don't look at the distance. DON'T LOOK AT THE DISTANCE
- Me: shit, I looked. TF, that was longer than 1.5 miles you liar!
- Me: Power song? Let's do this
- Me: *LEFT. LEFT. LEFT. RIGHT LEFT. TILL I COLLAPSE!*
- Me: Oh look, I burned off breakfast, yay!
- Me: Oh dear God this is the longest break between songs in the history of the life
- Me: I will smash you with a hammer if you fall out one more time earbud. Seriously.
- Me: Who glued cinder blocks to my feet?
- Me: This still sucks
- Me: I'm hungry
- *Finishes run*
- Me: Dude that was awesome!
- Add a continual chant of "fuck. shin splints. fuck. shin splints." into that, and you've got it!
-says baby mama
“that makes me want to vomit. He hasn’t text me back all day. I’m the mother of his child. He has no reason to even talk to you over me.” -baby mama
BITCH. HE HAS ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME. GO AWAY. Actually. I can’t even count how many times he has asked me to marry him. Or how many times he’s broken down and confessed he wished it was me and not you.