July 2012
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Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay...
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I am getting punished by my current manager, because I told the head of the company I would change locations.
That’s cool.
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Well, can’t say I didn’t put in the effort.
My thoughts 15 minutes into a run
Me: This sucks, can it end so I can love it already!?
Me: WHY TF IS THIS SONG EVEN ON MY PLAYLIST!?
Me: Why am I doing this?
Me: Don't look at the distance. DON'T LOOK AT THE DISTANCE
Me: shit, I looked. TF, that was longer than 1.5 miles you liar!
Me: Power song? Let's do this
Me: *LEFT. LEFT. LEFT. RIGHT LEFT. TILL I COLLAPSE!*
Me: Oh look, I burned off breakfast, yay!
Me: Oh dear God this is the longest break between songs in the history of the life
Me: I will smash you with a hammer if you fall out one more time earbud. Seriously.
Me: Who glued cinder blocks to my feet?
Me: This still sucks
Me: I'm hungry
*Finishes run*
Me: Dude that was awesome!
Add a continual chant of "fuck. shin splints. fuck. shin splints." into that, and you've got it!
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I swear I’ll never learn
Fuck yes batman
"have you talked to fuck face today?"
-says baby mama
“uh yeah?”
“that makes me want to vomit. He hasn’t text me back all day. I’m the mother of his child. He has no reason to even talk to you over me.” -baby mama
BITCH. HE HAS ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME. GO AWAY. Actually. I can’t even count how many times he has asked me to marry him. Or how many times he’s broken down and confessed he wished it was me and...
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“I don’t like most people. I really, really don’t. I don’t like other people or a...”
– Amy Poehler (via softcoeur)
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I am so torn up right now.
Some days, I wish I never met you, because I wouldn’t know what I was missing out on when people talked about love.
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I kicked my own ass this morning.
Then, told the man I honestly would spend the rest of my life with to walk away and let me go, because all I do is cause problems in his life. I love him enough to love his happiness more than my own.
Great day. :)
I’m just going to go run. I don’t know how else to motivate myself.
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I hate that it took one night for me to fall horribly deep in love with you again.
I just can’t say no when you kiss me. I just can’t say no when you whisper “I love you” on my lips.
I'm hungry
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Get me out of here.
June seems so far away. I’d move right now, but I need to save money and Callie needs experience to get hired in the city.
New York is all I think about.
I swear I’ll do anything to make my life there work. I swear I’ll do anything to be a makeup artist there.
I want to free-lance so bad. I’m sick of being behind a counter. I really have to get my esthetics license,...
I have no respect for a liar. Go away
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I have lost a pound.
:)
I seriously just got proposed to?
Da fu?
I wish I was joking. I am so lost.
I said no.
Even more shocking.
“will you date me, be my girlfriend, at least”-A
“no.”
I’m shocked. You used to bring me to my knees. Now I can walk away. That’s probably why you want me.
The man I wanted to spend the rest of my life with proposed to me.
Is this reality?
You drive me absolutely, positively nucking futs.
I hate that I love you.
I hate that I will love you the rest of my life.
I hate that you love me.
I really hate that we will never work out.
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