June 2011
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This comes from a Yahoo Answer's thing...
Religion
*Question:
“Which of the Seven Commandments does this violate?” - zoneck
Answers:
“7 huh? Did you write your own bible?” - Terry
“Sorry, there are ten commandments, last I heard. Seven deadly sins. So perhaps it could be said to bear false witness.” - auntb93
“there are 10 commandments and 7 sacraments . which one are you talking about.” - marthalazarus
“Thou shalt not have a...
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The thought of moving to Chattanooga almost made me cry at work, but I think it’s the thought of leaving you more-so than leaving Knoxville. I love you more than you’ll know. I’m sorry it hasn’t worked out. You’re everything to me, but like Mom said, “It hurts when you love someone more than they love you.” Honestly, I think I do love you more, and that...
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When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
thisaintfairytalee:
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
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My favorite cousin was talking about my kinda ex-boyfriend:
“I’m sure he is [brilliant], but he’s also an asswad. So, tell him to fuck himself or that fat ogre of a babymama from now on, because your pussy is golden.”
Lolz. Represent.
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Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you...
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
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When someone you don't like attempts to sit next...
the-absolute-funniest:
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Okay Tumblr World,
Where should I move to? NYC, Cali, Chattanooga? Any other suggestions, hit the ask button. The only thing I require is a D1 university!
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