Maybe it’s just in America, but it seems that if you’re passionate about...– Tim Burton (via wethinkwedream)
4 pounds down in the last 2 weeks. xoxoxo
just made a twitter
getting a double chin i swear i gain weight when i try to lose it
Dinner menu for me and my love tonight:
Homemade everything. Biscuits, fried chicken and garlic, cheesy smashed yukon gold potatoes. And peach cobbler :)
I’ve been watching Sex and the City for multiple hours. Obsessed.
fuck everyone. the worst feeling is finding out your “best friends” all bullshit behind your back. So what? I said I couldn’t go out Saturday night after YOUR boyfriends birthday party I drove all the way out of my way to go to. I HAD A FUCKING MANAGER’S MEETING AT 8:30 AM THE NEXT DAY! Then, say I made up to someone else, who flat out knows I had a meeting that early....
I was dead, then alive. Weeping, then laughing. The power of love came into...– ―Rumi (via stephanierudat)
I’m so hungry
Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay...
I am getting punished by my current manager, because I told the head of the company I would change locations. That’s cool.
Well, can’t say I didn’t put in the effort.
My thoughts 15 minutes into a run
Me: This sucks, can it end so I can love it already!?
Me: WHY TF IS THIS SONG EVEN ON MY PLAYLIST!?
Me: Why am I doing this?
Me: Don't look at the distance. DON'T LOOK AT THE DISTANCE
Me: shit, I looked. TF, that was longer than 1.5 miles you liar!
Me: Power song? Let's do this
Me: *LEFT. LEFT. LEFT. RIGHT LEFT. TILL I COLLAPSE!*
Me: Oh look, I burned off breakfast, yay!
Me: Oh dear God this is the longest break between songs in the history of the life
Me: I will smash you with a hammer if you fall out one more time earbud. Seriously.
Me: Who glued cinder blocks to my feet?
Me: This still sucks
Me: I'm hungry
Me: Dude that was awesome!
Add a continual chant of "fuck. shin splints. fuck. shin splints." into that, and you've got it!
I swear I’ll never learn
Fuck yes batman
"have you talked to fuck face today?"
-says baby mama “uh yeah?” “that makes me want to vomit. He hasn’t text me back all day. I’m the mother of his child. He has no reason to even talk to you over me.” -baby mama BITCH. HE HAS ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME. GO AWAY. Actually. I can’t even count how many times he has asked me to marry him. Or how many times he’s broken down and confessed he wished it was me and...
I don’t like most people. I really, really don’t. I don’t like other people or a...– Amy Poehler (via softcoeur)
I am so torn up right now. Some days, I wish I never met you, because I wouldn’t know what I was missing out on when people talked about love.